lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
US: Philadelphia Mayor to sign landmark LGBT... →
the-bitch-goddess-success: whathappenedtocharlotte: aspookypandaforamanda: isincerelyhatetheinternet: “The Mayor of the US city of Philadelphia is to sign a city-wide ordinance offering protections, and benefits for LGBT citizens into law, in a ceremony on Thursday.” Go read the whole article It’s not just focusing on gay and lesbian partnership rights anymore I mean look at this “It...
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
oomshi: this one time when i was 13 i was having phone sex with a girl & she got into it & started asking me questions about my dick & i didnt know what to ask her about her vagina so i asked her how deep it was
medicbot: seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters: crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: THIS IS A CROP IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN THIS IS A WHIP IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
tunnnelsnakesrule: did you know that it is possible for two fictional male characters to be close friends without wanting to fuck each other Reblogged twice for emphasis.